What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:35

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
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-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Are you afraid of being alone?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…